Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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