i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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