Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
