? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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