It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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