I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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