So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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