Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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