do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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