you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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