he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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