Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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