lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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