I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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