Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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