Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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