Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I will pee on everything he values.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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