it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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