you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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