Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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