in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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