I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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