idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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