it's not cheating when I paid for it
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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