I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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