Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
