great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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