Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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