Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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