gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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