didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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