No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
