T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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