If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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