why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We left the knife in your bed.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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