whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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