please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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