How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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