do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My legs feel like baby dolphins
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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