talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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