Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
