I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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