Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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