But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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