i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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