I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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