O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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