can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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