Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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