I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You are the jesus of drinking
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
