come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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