just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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