Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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