we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
