? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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