I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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